This description could be useful if we would be able to  finish game in time. but still... as one of few proud fathers of another shit simulator I present to you...

When Shit Hit The Fan

A Hilarious Survival Game Where Creativity Meets Desperation!

When Shit Hit The Fan is the ultimate absurdity in video game form, a hilarious survival game where the stakes couldn't be higher (or messier). You're in an... unfortunate situation... and your only goal? Find anything and everything around you to wipe your own ass! Forget traditional tools—this game is about improvisation, creativity, and outright absurdity!

The Game

Trapped in various locations, you'll scavenge for random items, from the logical to the bizarre, and use them for one essential task: cleaning yourself up after nature calls. From toilet paper to potted plants, from a slice of bread to a flamingo lawn ornament—there’s no limit to what you’ll find. But be warned: not everything will leave you feeling fresh!

Features:

• Wipe Points System: Earn Wipe Points (WP) based on how effective, comfortable, or straight-up ridiculous your chosen item is. Get creative, go big, or go home with your Butt Bucks, Swag Streaks, or Doo-Doo Dollars!
• Ridiculous Items: Toilet paper? Easy. But what about a rubber duck, a toothbrush, or even a brick? Each item has unique effects, multipliers, and potential consequences—so choose wisely!
• Special Abilities & Item Combos: Master the art of wiping with hilarious special effects. Use a balloon? It might pop mid-wipe! Use a banknote? You’ll impress NPCs but feel guilty for your poor life choices.
• Interactive Environments: Your wiping tools are all around you. A phonebook? A scarf? The carpet under your feet? The possibilities are endless—and often insane!
• Bonus Modes: Unlock Desperation Mode where the only items left are the most bizarre and painful, or try Speed Wiper Mode for fast-paced, messy action!
• Achievements & Secrets: Discover hidden achievements like the "Crummy Situation" or "Quacked Up", each one as ridiculous as the items they’re tied to.

Items You’ll Encounter:

• A soft towel (practical, but expensive to lose)
• A slice of bread (crumbly consequences!)
• A cactus pad (only for the brave)
• A magazine (glossy, but slippery)
• A toothbrush (precision, at a price)
• A giant rubber duck (quack your way to success!)

How to Win:

Balance cleanliness, comfort, and swag! Choose your items carefully to maximize points and avoid embarrassing, messy failures. Some items offer massive multipliers for enduring the pain, but others will only make things worse!

Are you ready to dive into the messiest game you'll ever play? Will you be a Master Wiper or fall victim to the ultimate "sticky situation"? The choice is yours—literally!

Why Play?

• Hilarious gameplay that keeps you laughing from start to finish.
• A variety of absurd items and wacky combinations to experiment with.
• Unlock achievements and compete for the title of Ultimate Wipe Master!
• Perfect for streamers, party nights, or anyone who loves a good laugh.

Get Your Hands Dirty (Metaphorically)

Play "When Shit Hit The Fan" now, and experience a whole new level of comedic survival gameplay. Whether you're testing out a magazine, a scarf, or a Chihuahua in a sweater, one thing’s for sure: you’ll never look at everyday objects the same way again.

Available on PC (Windows, Mac, Linux)

Price: Free (or Name Your Own Price) Genre: Survival, Comedy, Casual

Get ready, because in "When Shit Hit The Fan", you’ll need more than just luck to stay clean!